Sigh... Aerosmith played for one night only in Dubai last night. I didn't get to go 'cos my husband was working till midnight and I'm not "allowed" to go alone. I wouldn't go alone either even if I were allowed 'cos it would have been so weird. It's not like singing in the shower or laughing by yourself while watching a comedy alone at home. It's a rock concert! How to "rock" alone... Damn sedih man. And on top of that, people might presume that I'm from China, and some "single" women from China here are prostitutes, or just plain skanks, so I'd rather not risk being approached, or worse, getting hauled in by the police. Yep, the cops grab any Asian TomDick'n'Harry off the streets and lock them up for questioning. It's like "tangkap" first, ask questions later.
I don't need to read any articles or reviews post-concert 'cos I'm pretty damn sure the concert was freaking awesome. I really would have liked to go for the concert, very much. Really really... Really really. Instead, I had to settle for a night in listening to Aerosmith on iTunes. Lagi sedih. Now to ease my suffering, I'm gonna merajuk and take it out on my husband for no reason at all! Heh heh....
First, I'll delete all his Jay Chou songs from his iPod. But I can't replace them with Aerosmith 'cos he likes them too. So his Jay Chou playlist is now gonna suddenly start spouting a weird-ass mix of Def Leppard, Beethoven and Sheila Majid!
Oooh... and maybe I'll change the ringtones on his handphone to cheesy MIDI Aerosmith tunes! Finally, I'll hide his paintball gun, and when he looks for it, all he'll find is a note saying "Bernie's Got A Gun..."
Muah-ha-ha-HA!! MUAH-HA-HA-HAH!!!
I don't need to read any articles or reviews post-concert 'cos I'm pretty damn sure the concert was freaking awesome. I really would have liked to go for the concert, very much. Really really... Really really. Instead, I had to settle for a night in listening to Aerosmith on iTunes. Lagi sedih. Now to ease my suffering, I'm gonna merajuk and take it out on my husband for no reason at all! Heh heh....
First, I'll delete all his Jay Chou songs from his iPod. But I can't replace them with Aerosmith 'cos he likes them too. So his Jay Chou playlist is now gonna suddenly start spouting a weird-ass mix of Def Leppard, Beethoven and Sheila Majid!
Oooh... and maybe I'll change the ringtones on his handphone to cheesy MIDI Aerosmith tunes! Finally, I'll hide his paintball gun, and when he looks for it, all he'll find is a note saying "Bernie's Got A Gun..."
Muah-ha-ha-HA!! MUAH-HA-HA-HAH!!!
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